I do not want or need you to create a web site for me!
This site is crude and ugly, I know.  I'll fix it myself when I'm darn good & ready.

I do NOT already have an established business relationship with you!
I have NOT given you permission to call me!
As per 47 U.S. Code § 227 it is a violation of United States Federal law for you to place unsolicited calls to me.
(Title 47, Chapter 5, Wire or radio telecommunications, sub-chapter II, Common Carriers)
Just because I am the contact for this domain does not grant you any legal authority to call me.
If you do, I can, and WILL pursue legal action against you!
If you are in the United States, I will sue both your company and you personally and permanently bar your company from accessing the phone network.
(If you choose to ignore this warning I am legally entitled to sue you for at least $1500.00 + all legal expenses)
If you are not in the United States, I still may be able to sue you.  Even if I can't, I can and WILL have your company permanently barred from ever accessing the United States telephone network again.
Spoofing your number will not protect you, I have numerous tricks for tracking you down.
I am a paralegal.  I have all the court paperwork created and ready to file.  All I have to do is fill in a few minor details...